Yes we exist. I’m here to buy high and sell low.


Yes we exist.

I’m here to lose money, hand over fist.

Sell the dip, buy the ath.

Buy high and panic sell low.

Do no research. Only buy on 20%+ runs then sell when it retraces.

Buy shitcoins with dog names. Buy BTC at 69k, sell at 60.

Yes we exist. We’re looking to claim losses on our taxes.

We trade daily with steep leverage. Only long ath. Only short after a big dip.

We’re here to lose money not to make it.

Yes we exist. Gains? I don’t know the meaning of the word.

I only buy alt coins from Justin Sun and Craig Wright.

Danny Devito is Satoshi. Vitalik Buterin is a cyborg from the future and a relative of Zuck.

I sell when Elon Musk tweets, and buy into dog themed coins that already ran 1000%.

I exclusively fomo. Yes we exist.

I’m not in it for the tech, I’m not here to make money, I’m here to disappoint my dog and myself.

I sell my crypto at a loss to buy UberEATS I don’t need.

I invest way more than I am willing to lose.

I took out a second mortgage to buy doge at 74 cents.

Yes we exist.

Edit: to the homies that think I’m moon farming, I’m the ranked third in moons tipped… Lol.

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