Thinking about going to jail…


So hear me out, it’s not a secret to everyone that hodling is hard as fuck, but i really think that hodling is the best way to make wife changing money I would really love to hodl for 5 years without worrying about the price of my coins, I only choose solid projects (DOGE, SHIB, ELON, SAMO and DOGEDASH) that i know will do great in the mid- long term, so i was thinking that jail could be a good choice like forcing myself to just hodl, not worrying about making money and free food is a plus, i even heard you could make friends there, sounds good to me! 🙂

What I need to know is which felony would only get me 5 years, I think that time is enough to become a millionaire and retire, don’t want to hurt anyone, need something easy like i don’t know peeing the president shoe’s or something, would that get me 5 years? thanks for you attention

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