There’s never really a bad time to check up on you holdings.


Sitting waiting for a film to start. Dude flips open his phone and I quickly see a pie chart and a graph of candles flip by. It was too far to read anything, but I knew. We all know that graph. It’s burned into our dreams.

Guy is sneaking one quick check on his portfolio while his girlfriend is distracted by the preshow ads, hoping for hopium, bracing for dips.

Shoutout to all of you out there doing your best to covertly check on your lambo progress-bar while playing with your baby, or in between wedding vows on the big day, or while carrying that casket. Your dedication and unhealthy routine is what makes us all feel a bit better about us doing the same.

I’m ignoring my children right now to post this. Just doing my part.

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