How to become a Crypto Millionaire for dummies

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So first you need $1000. If you don’t have $1000 go get a job right now. Job market is hotter than shilling meme coins in the daily.

Once you have $1000 buy a coin that is going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.

Now take your $10,000 and pick another coin that’s going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.

Finally take your $100,000 and pick a third coin that’s going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.

Bam..now you’re a crypto millionaire. Do whatever you want with the rest of the money after you buy your Lambo.

Oh yeah don’t live in the United States or any country that taxes capital gains.

If your still reading… this is not financial advice or life advice for that matter, this is humor.

Edit – sorry I can’t respond to all of your comments and make breakfast. But there are some golden ones! You are way funnier then I am.

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